Taxi driver vs nurse

9:10 am

Seorang nurse menahan sebuah teksi. 
dalam perjalanan, pemandu teksi itu asyik memerhatikan nurse tersebut melalui cermin pandang belakang.
nurse itu berasa hairan lalu bertanya:


nurse: encik.. kenapa encik tengok saya macam tu??


pemandu teksi itu tersenyum simpul.


pemandu teksi: sebenarnya... saya selalu berfantasi....maaf ya... saya teringin sangat nak cium seorang nurse...


nurse: oh, no problem! encik boleh mencium saya.. kalau itu boleh memberikan ketenangan buat encik... tapi saya ada syarat iaitu encik mesti single lagi. 


pemandu teksi itu berasa sangat gembira.


pemandu teksi: iya...iya, saya masih single.


kemudian dia terus memberhentikan teksinya di tepi jalan.
lepas mencium nurse tersebut, dia meneruskan perjalanannya.
tiba-tiba, pemandu teksi itu menangis teresak-esak.


nurse: kenapa ni encik?


pemandu teksi: sebenarnya saya berasa bersalah. saya dah kawin sebenarnya.


mendengar penjelasan itu, nurse itu tersenyum.


nurse: dah lah encik. tak yah bimbangkan apa-apa. saya pun bersalah juga. saya bukan nurse. saya ni 'nyah' dan on the way ke parti pakaian beragam!!



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  1. cik chinta12 July 2012 at 09:16

    lucu

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  2. DaZzlingLilLy12 July 2012 at 09:21

    hahaha..padan muka nak sgt cium nurse..hambik ko..skali cium nyah..

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  3. Sufia Mahzan12 July 2012 at 09:23

    Dah agak dah..hehe

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  4. Afasz12 July 2012 at 10:08

    hahahahhahahahahahahhaha

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  5. musang12 July 2012 at 10:38

    erkk!!

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  6. cheqna12 July 2012 at 10:57

    hambikkkkk
    hahahaha

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  7. wahida12 July 2012 at 11:50

    kahkah....
    ni baru namanya bertemu buku dgn ruas...

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  8. Qhaifa Nur12 July 2012 at 13:26

    ha padan muka kau, gatal sangat he..he..

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  9. MaZnie12 July 2012 at 13:35

    hehehehe....lawaksss!!!!

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  10. ellynadyra12 July 2012 at 16:48

    wkakakakakka amik ko....rasakan!

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  11. Arina Shamsul12 July 2012 at 17:35

    hahahahaha..dua2 sengal..hihi

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  12. Zehan Ilyana12 July 2012 at 18:29

    hahaha...
    tu la pakcik teksi, gatal lagi...ngehngehngeh...


    p/s: awak, saya memang minat nak menulis dan hasilkan karya. macam mana untuk awak bantu? :)

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  13. kakrose12 July 2012 at 20:57

    pakcik teksi tu sengal giller..haha..

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  14. Latifah13 July 2012 at 01:13

    wahahaha...
    gelak guling-guling di pagi hari membacanya~ ;p

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  15. nazayiena13 July 2012 at 10:41

    Salam kenal dr kak Nurul.
    Kan dah kena....

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  16. ::NureeN::13 July 2012 at 10:57

    kah5x... padan muka x jujur sgt

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  17. Kayu Manis13 July 2012 at 10:59

    dua2 rakus..

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  18. Anonymous13 July 2012 at 11:42

    ha ha ha

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  19. Fadzli Amir13 July 2012 at 12:06

    Salam...lama tak jenguk sini.....hahahha...padan muka nak menggatal sangat...

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  20. Unknown13 July 2012 at 12:52

    kuang kuang kuang!..... haha

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  21. Liza Razak13 July 2012 at 14:29

    eee...gatainya driver teksi tu !! padan muka cium nyah..hehe

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  22. Cho Zila13 July 2012 at 15:05

    baruler baguihkan..dua2pun kaki kelentong...

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  23. Mun13 July 2012 at 15:35

    hahahhaa nyah ke... hahahaha

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  24. Rina Rahamat13 July 2012 at 15:46

    kikiki..padan muko diaa

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  25. aliza13 July 2012 at 17:25

    alahai.. ingatkan murahnya nurse tu, rupa2nya... so padan muka lelaki hidung belang tu... suruh je isteri pakai baju nurse, cium aar puas2, alasan jer tu...

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  26. Kazman / Sue13 July 2012 at 18:08

    tak elok mengurat masa memandu... membahayakan kesihatan...

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  27. Unknown13 July 2012 at 18:59

    hihi...tipah tertipu!

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  28. Unknown13 July 2012 at 19:34

    wakakakakak sengal gilerrr!adoii!!! XD

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  29. eyjalukman13 July 2012 at 20:29

    euwwww . haha mahu mnangis pakcik teksi tu . hahaha sabo jela

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  30. ..::..aRe-Na..::..13 July 2012 at 21:41

    hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa...mcm2

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  31. Unknown14 July 2012 at 13:58

    akibat ikut nafsu..
    kan dah terkena.

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  32. BABY(MAMA AMANA&ARIEF)15 July 2012 at 01:17

    klau ckp mcm tue dgn nurrse da lma mkn penampr

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  33. Unknown15 July 2012 at 01:29

    org menipu pasti dapat balasan...haha

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  34. Temuk15 July 2012 at 11:43

    Kihkihkih.... Mengena & dikenakan, ya anies? Tambang kena bayar, tak?

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  35. Abu Bagi15 July 2012 at 15:17

    hhahaha lwak entry ni..serius hahahahaha.. merasa la cium mak nyah hahaha

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  36. miss daya15 July 2012 at 20:31

    haha euwwww.... tulaa tipuuu lagi.. kihkih

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  37. mama aini16 July 2012 at 15:10

    ahaha..wakaka... like it..

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  38. Anum Shukri16 July 2012 at 16:38

    hahahaha..kan dah kena..

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  39. Shaiful Zaidi16 July 2012 at 16:44

    Hahaha...lawaknya

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  40. ♥ wawawawa ♥17 July 2012 at 08:52

    hahaha padan muke! :p

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  41. Cikrosecute17 July 2012 at 13:22

    kahkah....
    ni baru namanya bertemu buku dgn ruas... dua2 sengal..

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