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Saturday, 19 November 2011

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Adik: abang, macam mana ek nak ngorat orang pompuan ni?

abang: senang je... bila kau jumpa dia kau cium dia.

adik: nanti... apa dia akan buat?

abang: dia akan kasi kau hadiah.

adik: hadiah apa?

abang: pelempang!!


google

lempang = lempeng?

28 comments:

  1. adwafarahin19 November 2011 at 22:26

    lempeng nie klu mkn panas2 bru best..plus mkn ngan gulai kari...tudiaaaaa mmg terangkat :D

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  2. Abu Bagi19 November 2011 at 22:51

    ni aku suka, makan dengan susu pekat.. sedap..snang je buat ni.. hehehe

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  3. DaZzlingLilLy19 November 2011 at 23:06

    Haha..lempang tu sakit,lempeng tu sedapppp..

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  4. Totie@Tomy19 November 2011 at 23:37

    lempeng ni yang ori sedap ni..

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  5. Nurfilzahnurfya20 November 2011 at 00:06

    waa da lame xmakan lempengggg

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  6. Elih Japahar20 November 2011 at 07:00

    Pas cium kena bagi pelempang ke lempeng haha..

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  7. Sufia Mahzan20 November 2011 at 07:10

    saya pilih lempeng lah.. hehe

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  8. Unknown20 November 2011 at 11:35

    baru nak konal then terus cium mmg la dapek pelempang...haha

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  9. ieja amieja20 November 2011 at 12:11

    gebunyer lempeng..mcm pen kek pun ada..akk buat sarap roti bakar jer pg ni..

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  10. Ban20 November 2011 at 13:11

    hmm..,sedaaaaaaaaaap nya mkn pelempang,abg..!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
    soalan tuk awk?

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  11. Rina Rahamat20 November 2011 at 13:58

    sy suka lempeng kelapa makan ngn madu..shedapppnya

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  12. H A N20 November 2011 at 14:10

    gila apa kalau ada lelaki yg perangai macamtu...malu kaum je,hahaha...

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  13. dalila20 November 2011 at 16:50

    lempang kuat2... mkan lempeng dgn sambal...:)

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  14. Daddylicious20 November 2011 at 17:02

    apa punya sengal la abang dia...hehe

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  16. Run Away20 November 2011 at 18:52

    kalau bg lempeng sedap gak ni...;d

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  17. azieazah20 November 2011 at 21:26

    Wahhhh idea mengorat yang sangat mengarut. hehehehe

    Lempeng! Sambal ada tak...?

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  18. Woofer Storm21 November 2011 at 00:50

    lagi suka kalau dia bagi lempeng..hehee

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  19. ummiross21 November 2011 at 09:18

    Ummi nak lempeng je..

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  20. Shaiful Zaidi21 November 2011 at 09:51

    lempeng=peknga

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  21. wahida21 November 2011 at 11:07

    lempeng adalah sgt sedap bila dimkn bersama sambal tumis ikan bilis...wallah!!

    mkn ngan sardin pun sedap gak...huwaaaa!! aku tulis aku lak terliur...

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  22. Ros21 November 2011 at 11:17

    Salam Khairin,

    Ha.ha....kalau dapat lempeng ni tak pa la Anies....sedap.....

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  23. dhiera zainudin21 November 2011 at 12:14

    berani la cium anak dara orang~

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  24. sahromnasrudin21 November 2011 at 12:30

    gangguan seksual tue huhuhuhhhh

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  25. dwatyKNY21 November 2011 at 12:49

    abang sapelah tu???? hehehe

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  26. mama aini21 November 2011 at 12:58

    ha2x..lempeng & lempang serupa ke?..sambil garu2 kepala..

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  27. dear anies29 November 2011 at 17:13

    @ adwa: amboi bab mkn terer nyer dia!

    @abu: msk la sekeping!

    @ dazzling: tau x pe heheh

    @ totie: msk kn sekeping bleh?

    @ feel: mengidam ka?

    @ elih: bagi dua2 heheh

    @ sufia: sapa plak yg nk lempang? hehee

    @ papa: mmg pon! hehee

    @ ieja: mengidam ye hehehe

    @ twiesties: soklan utk sy?

    @ rina: selalu buat ya?

    @ hanih: nk bg pengajaran hehehe

    @ dalila: pengsan la kalu kena lempang kuat2

    @ daddy: mmg sengal hehehe

    @ rahman: TQVM

    @ run away: bagi kt sini ke?

    @ akk jgn buat ye idea tu.. hehee

    @ woofer: penah buat ke?

    @ ummi: boleh je

    @ shaiful: bahasa utara ka tu?

    @ wahida: hehehe cpt nyer da terliur

    @ ros: w'salam kak lapar ye heheeh

    @ dhiera: xde berani nyer dia

    @ sahrom: tau x pe hehehe

    @ dwaty: abang org lain heheheh

    @ mama: sama je mama. isi je lain2 hehehe

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  28. Unknown17 September 2014 at 16:02

    silap2 berterabur gigi dik oiii ... hahahaa

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